Ding dong. The chimes are dead…the wicked chimes are dead!! (See rant below for details). Apparently, screaming and threatening with lawyers, police and, even worse, not paying rent, works…the chimes were taken down within a day after I wrote my chime whinge. I dared not post this victory until I could confirm with time and ample wind. No doubt karma will get me in the end though. I highly suspect the neighbors will start playing Kenny G using WAS 3000 speakers facing our apt. (see http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/extreme_machines/1280821.html).